So everyday I have to sit in class with a bunch of airheads , I thought it would be completely unfair not to share their hilarious quotes with the world.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
In History
We were watching a video on WW1 , which we had been recently studying in class. One girl puts up her hand and asks the teacher
"So like when is Hilter going to come in"
"So like when is Hilter going to come in"
John Lennon or John Lemon
This occured in music when our music teacher asked us if we knew the 4 beatles names. One girl replied:
"Yeah like John Lemon"
"Yeah like John Lemon"
Fake Tan
This is what one girl planned to do after exams finished
"Yeah after exams finish I think I will go home and have a really nice bath and cover myself in lovely fake tan. I don't know why but it is super relaxing"
"Yeah after exams finish I think I will go home and have a really nice bath and cover myself in lovely fake tan. I don't know why but it is super relaxing"
Justin Bieber
This is a little quote a girl said in my class about Justin Bieber
"yeah I think I am defintely hot enough to date Justin , but seriously like if he rejected me I would like cry.. actually not even cry I would like kill myself"
"yeah I think I am defintely hot enough to date Justin , but seriously like if he rejected me I would like cry.. actually not even cry I would like kill myself"
Talking about their boyfriends
Girl 1 "He is kind of like a mix between Justin Bieber and Kanye West"
Girl 2 "Nahhh I have seen photos of him he doesnt look like Justin Bieber"
Girl 1 "Yeah I guess but like you know when someone just reminds you of someone"
Girl 2 "Have you even met Justin Bieber?"
Girl 1 "nahh"
Girl 2 "Nahhh I have seen photos of him he doesnt look like Justin Bieber"
Girl 1 "Yeah I guess but like you know when someone just reminds you of someone"
Girl 2 "Have you even met Justin Bieber?"
Girl 1 "nahh"
Discussing "Fame and Fortune"
A group of girls decided to discuss the techniques they were going to use to become famous
Girl 1 "We should seriously just pretend to be gay and shit , then people will feel pity for us and yeah it will work"
Girl 2 "But we shouldn't like be full lesbian , but like just enough to be famous"
Girl 1 "yeah after we have become famous we will admit that we are not gay and everyone will still love us"
Girl 1 "We should seriously just pretend to be gay and shit , then people will feel pity for us and yeah it will work"
Girl 2 "But we shouldn't like be full lesbian , but like just enough to be famous"
Girl 1 "yeah after we have become famous we will admit that we are not gay and everyone will still love us"
Religion Class Conversations
Something I briefly overheard while in Religion Class one day
"I knew even as a child that I was a chocoholic , it's just one of those things you know from a young age"
"I knew even as a child that I was a chocoholic , it's just one of those things you know from a young age"
In Religion class
"So are Nuns like vegetarian?"
The Teacher's Response: "No that is a personal choice"
The Teacher's Response: "No that is a personal choice"
Discussing the Economy
"So why don't we just like print off heaps of like money and send it to Africa"
One very silly solution to a very big problem
One very silly solution to a very big problem
In Pe Class
An amusing quote said in class while discussing drugs
"Is Heroin a type of marijuana?"
I am pretty sure the teacher ignored this question
"Is Heroin a type of marijuana?"
I am pretty sure the teacher ignored this question
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